Ah, that time of the year again…
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009…well, in Australia at least.
New work on lateral transfer shows that Darwin was wrong
A new study into the transfer of genetic material laterally, or across taxonomic divisions, has shown that evolution does not proceed as Darwin thought, and that in fact the present theory of evolution is entirely false. Instead, it transpires that lateral genetic transfer makes new species much more like Empedocles‘ “random monster” theory over 2000 years ago had predicted.
An exciting result from researches at the University of Münchhausen.
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…the rest of us have to wait a few hours before our fun begins…